Your Kidding Me Right?

Where is that darned fan?
I will find you, oh yes I will.
I will find you and when I do, you will be removed from the house. Or destroyed.
Don't test me. I am looking for you and if you don't want to give yourself up, be very cautious.
I am patient. I will wait. And when I find you, DESTRUCTION.

(unless I really snap and stop at the barber first)