Sunday, November 30, 2008
Thursday, November 27, 2008
i'm soooo keeping it!
Saturday, November 15, 2008
just breath
Thursday, November 13, 2008
So You Want To Have Children?
So You Want To Have Children?
Preparation
Women:
- Put on a dressing gown and stick a beanbag down the front.
- Leave it there.
- Every week, add another beanbag.
- After 9 months, remove 2 beanbags.
Men:
- Go to your pharmacy.
- Empty your wallet on the counter.
- Tell the pharmacist to help himself
- Go to the supermarket.
- Arrange to have your salary paid directly to their front office.
- Go home.
- Read the newspaper… for the last time.
Knowledge
- Find a couple with children.
- Berate them about their lack of discipline, lack of patience, low tolerance, and how their children run wild.
- Suggest how they can improve their child's sleeping habits, toilet training, table manners and general behavior.
- Enjoy it while it lasts. It's the last time you'll have all the answers.
Nights
- Turn the radio on to some loud screaming station.
- Walk around the room from 5 to 10 PM carrying a 10 pound bag of wet goo while the station screams.
- At 10 PM, put the bag down, set the alarm for midnight and go to sleep.
- Get up at 11 and walk the bag around until 1 AM.
- Set the alarm for 3. Since you can't get to sleep, get up at 2 and make tea.
- Go to bed at 2:30.
- Get up at 3 AM when the alarm goes off.
- Sing songs in the dark until 4.
- Set the alarm for 5. Get up when it goes off.
- Make breakfast.
- Repeat for four years. Look cheerful!
Dressing Small Children
- Buy a live octopus and a string bag.
- Attempt to put the octopus into the string bag so that no arms hang out.
- Time allowed: 5 minutes.
Cars
- Sell the BMW.
- Buy a 5-door wagon.
- Put a large chocolate ice cream cone in the glove compartment. Leave it there.
- Put a peanut butter sandwich in the CD player.
- Mash a box of chocolate cookies into the back seat.
- Run a garden rake along both sides of the car.
Going For a Walk
- Wait.
- Go out the front door.
- Go back inside.
- Go outside.
- Come back in.
- Go outside.
- Walk down the front sidewalk.
- Walk back up it.
- Walk down it again.
- Walk very slowly along the street for 5 minutes.
- Stop at every piece of used chewing gum, dirty tissue, and dead bug along the way. Inspect each minutely. Ask at least 6 questions about each.
- Retrace your steps.
- Scream that you have had as much as you can stand until the neighbors come out and stare at you.
- Give up and go back into the house.
- Repeat for 5 years.
Patience
- Repeat everything you say at least 5 times.
Grocery Shopping
- Go to the supermarket. Take along the nearest thing to a pre-school child: a fully grown goat. (If you plan to have more than one child, take more than one goat.)
- Buy your weekly groceries without letting the goat(s) get out of your sight.
- Pay for everything the goat eats or destroys.
Feeding a 1 year-old
- Prepare a bowl of cornflakes.
- Hollow out a melon through a small hole in one side.
- Suspend the melon from the ceiling.
- Swing it back and forth.
- Spoon the soggy cornflakes into the swaying melon while making airplane noises.
- When at least half of the cornflakes are gone, pour the rest on your clothes and the floor.
TV
- Learn the names of every character from every episode of the Wiggles, Barney, Teletubbies, and every Disney movie.
- Watch nothing else on television for at least 5 years.
Cleanliness
- Smear peanut butter on your sofa.
- Smear jam on your curtains.
- Hide a fish behind the stereo. Leave it there all summer.
- Stick your fingers in dirt. Rub them on your walls.
- Color your other walls with crayons.
Traveling
- Make a recording of someone shouting "Mommy!" over and over. (There may be no more than 4 seconds between each shout.)
- Include the occasional crescendo to the approximate decibel level of a fighter jet.
- Play this tape in your car continuously the 5 years.
Conversations
1. Start a conversation with another adult.
2. Have someone else continually tug on your pants and shirtsleeves while playing the tape prepared above.
Get Dressed
1. On a day when you have an important meeting, wear your nicest work attire.
3. Put 1 cup of lemon juice into a cup of cream. Stir.
5. Pour half of it on your shirt.
6. Saturate a towel with the other half.
7. Attempt to clean your shirt by rubbing it with the saturated towel.
8. Do not change clothes. You're late already!
9. Go directly to work.
You are now ready to have children.
Sunday, November 9, 2008
payton's first loose tooth
Tuesday, November 4, 2008
30 days of Thanks - thank God for silence
I am trying to follow this 30 Days of Thanks theme I received from a devotional e-mail I receive everyday and this is the theme from yesterday:
Day # 3, Monday, Nov. 3
Thank God for Silence
.Due to the fast pace of our lives these days,
most of us have forgotten the gifts of silence and reflection.
Take a few minutes sometime today,
find a quiet spot and think of things you are grateful for.
So I posed this question to the kids today when we were on our walk with Cali.
It was after we stopped to play with the neighbor's dogs and I was getting really frustrated that the kids wouldn't listen to me asking them to stay off the grass. One of the dogs' was pooping in a few spots and it was really testing my patience to see the kids run around after the dogs knowing that someone was going to step in the poop and the end result would be me cleaning it up. So after we said our goodbye's I gave them a what-for about listening to their mom and how disappointed I was in their behavior and how I just can't understand how they could be so disrespectful for not listening to me... blah, blah, blah. It's bad when you are sick of hearing yourself talk yet you can't shut up even though you KNOW the other parties are just begging you to stop or at the very least, have already completely tuned you out...
So , when I finally shut up, I remembered that the 30 days of Thanks theme I am trying to follow, so I apologized to the kids and asked them to forgive me for ranting and raving and to just be silent on the walk and think of something they are grateful for. Here is what they said:
Payton is thankful for his Jesus, Jimmy is thankful for his family and Reagan is thankful for her dog. Then I mentioned that I was thankful for my freedom, which initiated a lively discussion on America and all the blessings we have as a nation. I am so proud of my kids and for the wonderful things they are thankful for.
So after I thought of everything that transpired last night, I was really convicted about the way I acted towards them and I would like to change the thing I am thankful for.
I really think I am most thankful for Forgiveness. I am thankful I am forgiven and that I have the willingness and the ability to forgive. I would be nothing with out it, but because of it, I have everything.
Monday, November 3, 2008
as easy as taking candy from a baby
Day of the Dead
During the Day of the Dead, people visit cemeteries and build private altars containing the departed's favorite foods and beverages, as well as photos and memorabilia, to encourage visits by their loved ones' souls. Celebrations can also take a lighter tone as humorous events and anecdotes about the departed are remembered.
Ofrendas (offerings) are put in homes—usually with foods such as pan de muerto ("bread of the dead"), sugar skulls, and beverages such as atole—to welcome the deceased. Some people believe the spirits of the dead eat the "spiritual essence" of the ofrenda food, so even though the celebrants eat the food after the festivities, they believe it lacks nutritional value. (Finally—calories that really don't count!)
Friday, October 31, 2008
ouch, a blistered butt
It is their decision.
If they decide to turn their back
on the fire and burn their behinds,
then they will just have to sit on their blisters."
~Abraham Lincoln
Thursday, October 30, 2008
Tea Anyone?
Awana Costume Party
You Are God's Pumpkin
You Are God's Pumpkin
This devotional was written by Kelly McFadden
God has united you with Christ Jesus. For our benefit God made him to be wisdom itself. Christ made us right with God; he made us pure and holy, and he freed us from sin. Therefore, as the Scriptures say, "If you boast, boast only about the Lord."—1 Corinthians 1:30-31
For most of the country, the crisp cool air of autumn is upon us. A sure sign of autumn is that Christmas decorations are popping up everywhere in retail stores. Halloween costumes and disguises are sold out from shops as trick-or-treaters are ready to take over the streets. A popular symbol of both harvest time and Halloween is the pumpkin. I was thinking recently that being a Christian is a lot like being a pumpkin. Perhaps you are visualizing this orange, round vegetable and wondering how you could ever be compared to one of these squashes! Simply put, like a child chooses a pumpkin to carve and mold an image upon, so God carves and molds His own unique design in you.
The Scriptures tell us that the Lord chooses us. He lifts us up and washes the dirt from our skin. Then he opens us, connecting deep inside to scoop out all the slimy, yucky stuff, including seeds of doubt, spite, lies, fear, etc. Then He carves a new creation, and makes our faces shine by putting His light inside for all to see.
Sometimes I feel like I don't want my light to shine because I am ashamed of a thought or action or pattern in my life. I try to hide the light Christ has put in me, and blend in with the crowd. What I forget is that when God carved me, created me, and gave me His Son, I no longer had to count on my own strength. I can count on the Lord's. It is He who washes me clean; it is He who gives me a spirit of strength and perseverance; it is He who makes me pure; it is He who frees me from sin; and it is He who gives me hope. When I realize that my part of the equation is to rely on His strength and power, then I can do as Scriptures say, and shine His light through the power of the Holy Spirit.
What starts as an everyday squash turns into a lantern of light. What starts as an everyday person turns into a beacon of hope for all to see. At times, it is hard to imagine that we can be cleansed through Jesus. As the Scripture says, Christ has made us right with God. He has purified us and freed us from sin. Through our union with Christ, we are given the light and wisdom of the Holy Spirit who enters and dwells in our lives. It is He who picked you out and carved you just the way He wants you. So make sure you keep your lantern lit for all to see.
GOING DEEPER:
1. What sins are in your life that you need to release and allow the Lord to scoop out for you?
2. Each time you see a pumpkin this autumn, think through why it is so important for you to be a vessel of light representing our Lord.
FURTHER READING:
Psalm 19:7-10; Colossians 2:3; 1 Thessalonians 4:3-7
Tuesday, October 28, 2008
2008 Edition - About Me
2. Diamonds or pearls? diamonds first, then pearls
3. Last movie you saw at the cinema? Kung Fu Panda
4. What is your favorite TV show? Brothers & Sisters, Greys Anatomy, ER
5. What do you usually have for breakfast? Oatmeal & Yogurt
6. What is your middle name? Marie
7. What food do you dislike? Mushrooms
8. What is your favorite CD? i pod shuffle, there are too many to name.
9. What kind of car do you drive? Dodge Grand Caravan
10. Favorite sandwich? Turkey
11. What characteristic do you despise? hypocritical
12. Favorite item of clothing? sweatshirt, zip up with a hood
13. If you could go anywhere in the world on vacation, where would you go?
Alaska
14. Favorite brand of clothing? don't have one Gap
15. Where would you retire to? south western state. hot and dry.
16. Your most memorable birthday? last year. i turned 29, not 30!
17. Favorite sport to watch? Cubbies and Bears
18. Furthest place you are sending this? chi town
19. Person you expect to send it back first? ?
20. When is your birthday? January 30
21. Are you a morning glory or a night owl? night owl
22. What is your shoe size? 6
23. Pets? 1 puppy, 1 fish
24. Any new and exciting news you'd like to share with us? I just ran the Chicago Marathon
25. What did you want to be when you were little? veteranerian
26. How are you today? sore, working out hurts
27. What is your favorite candy? kit kat, heath bar
28. What is your favorite flower? peoney
29. What is a day on the calendar you are looking forward to? Halloween
30. What is your favorite pastime? reading, taking pictures, eating
31. What are you doing right now? eating lunch
32. What was the last thing you ate? ham sandwich and greek salad.
33. Do you wish on stars? No
34. If you were a crayon, what color would you be? blue or green
35. How is the weather right now? very sunny but very fooling because it is so stinking cold and windy
36. The first person you spoke to on the phone today? jim
37. Favorite soft drink? iced tea
38. Favorite restaurant? sushi places and mexican food
39. Natural hair color? brown
40. What was your favorite toy as a child? my bike
41. Summer or winter? definetly summer
42. Hugs or kisses? Hugs
43. Chocolate or Vanilla? vanilla
44. Coffee or tea? neither - both
45. Do you want your friends to email you back? if they want, there are many of these
out there
46. When was the last time you cried? Listening to the "angel cowboy" Youtube (ME TOO! This morning) and, watching the Jennifer Hudson family tradgidy unfold. How awful :0(
47. What is under your bed? kids clothes that will one day be made into a memory quilt... when I have time! LOL!
48. What did you do last night? watched office space and helped the kids do homework
49. What are you afraid of? spiders
50. Salty or sweet? both
51. How many keys on your key ring? 2
52. Favorite day of the week? Saturday
53.. How many towns have you lived in? 1
54. Do you make friends easily? yes
55. How many people will you send this to? a few
56. How many will respond? not so many
Monday, October 27, 2008
all's well that ends well
Friday, October 24, 2008
Free Tacos for America!
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wedding photos
chuck the bat
Thursday, October 23, 2008
26.2 completed
I ran the Chicago Marathon (26.2 miles) on October 12, 2008.
Thanks for supporting my run. You are a part of bringing clean water to
Zambia, Africa through Team World Vision.
Thanks again and God Bless!
early in the morning, aka, the crack of dawn.
ok, now this is really tired. the kid is sleeping on a water bottle!
where's Payton? Mile 21 and I didn't see my boy.
this is my favorite picture of the whole day. I love it!
What dedication on my family's part to stick it out for me and the kids we are helping in Africa. Blessings come in all shapes and sizes. And in all forms.
wow! I did it! My first marathon. whoo hoo!
yes. there was pain afterwards.
I couldn't wait to eat!
capture a monster
The first thing is to get the right photos. Take several pictures, with different views and expressions. Kids get right into character when they put on their costume so, depending on the outfit, ask them to roar, dance, fly, or whatever. Capture their personalities.
Then include a few words or, even better, a quote. (As we all know, kids say the darnedest things, right?) If you want, you can even add sound to your page so you can play back that oh-so-terrifying growl.
Finally, add a pocket or envelope for journaling. It can be as simple as a photo or square of paper glued down on three sides. You can even turn the whole page into a pocket by cutting 1/4" off the top edge of the page and gluing the sides and bottom to another sheet of the same size paper. Glue a tab to the top edge of your journaling page so it's easy to pull out.
Be sure you and your little monster remember this "let's pretend" holiday forever—and pass on the page idea to other monster lovers!
Fire Chief
TGIT
Thursday couldn't come quick enough, I'm so happy because tomorrow is Friday. I think I have post marathon downers. I've run a few times but everything is an effort. I received a comp 1/2 hr massage from my friendly chiro Dr. Darren today. That was a great pick me up. But I put it down on the black hole of papers that live on my table and now I will have to fight off the wild ravaging pack of papyrus before I can use it. Ah, life. Always a struggle but never dull.
Thursday, September 4, 2008
Kdg Orientation and the 1st day of school
Payton's day went well, again, not overly excited, but he enjoyed his day and was happy to show us his homework and tell us about a few things they did. Here is a picture of Jim getting Payton from "the box" on the first day.
Now poor Jimmy, this was probably one of the most messed up days the poor kid has experienced! The "fun" (said in a VERY sarcastic tone) began at 6:50 am when he got to the bus stop. This is where he (we) waited, and waited and waited and waited, for a bus that NEVER showed up!!!
Jimmy ended up spending the first day of 5th grade with tthe 5th graders at Thorp. He was so calm and good natured about it, but I knew where he would have rather been.
It was a good learning experience for him though, and he made new friends that might live in our neighborhood.
So the 2nd day rolls around and the bus fails to show for day 2. Today we decide that Jim will drive him to school and so Jimmy gets to class in the middle of 1st period. At least he made it! Jim picked him up on Wednesday since the bus didn't show at the school for over an hour.
By this morning, not being hopeful the bus was coming, it was a pleasent surprise to hear it picked Jimmy up and even better to hear that it was a new company and they were driving the route with an Edison parent and plan to make this work.
So after a few frustrating days, it looks like there is a little light at the end of the tunnel and we are going to continue to chug along.






